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Intro

Ready to waffle your way to the truth?

Seven steps down the rabbit hole. At the bottom waits a post that sounds just like the channels we all know. Only recognisably absurd.

All texts on this site are satire. None of it is true except the URL.

Your waffle identity

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Choose your character

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Person designations
Spin the spectrum wheel

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Taster:

How deep down the rabbit hole do you want to go?

Each rung takes you one floor deeper.

The ingredient lab

Tap a card and choose. Or just roll the dice for everything.
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    The ritual

    Stir the waffle cauldron in circles with your finger.

    The revelation

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    Fact check

    Waffle bingo

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    Achievements

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